People, last night, the muddy conditions almost wreck mi Jimmy Choos but mi have a good time, Chris Brown ah big time performer man, and it look like him have a Jamaican selector who chat up the Jamaican lingua and draw three Kartel song, him draw Clarks and Chris Brown ah buss him owna Clarks dance, him do Clarks Part Twice and then Straight Jeans and Fitted, and plus dem draw Shabba's Tinga Ling during the song him have wid Sean Paul, the ting sicckkkkk. Only ting mi know is that Sumfest tek a beating da night de because the crowd small, not even 4,500 people, mi nuh know if ah the rain or wah. But tonight ah go sell off wid Beenie Man Mi know say Usher ah go hard pon the stage tonight, wonder if him a draw two Mavado over de? Jamaican music to da world.
Wah ah gwaan inna the island? Kartel pull off a three-peat pon Shorty? All the other babymothers dem de pon alert right now? The bb status just say Shorty Ultrasound. Wah dat mean?