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BEST JOKE EVER!!!!! HOLD THE COCONUTS Featured

Archive Written by  ABENA Tuesday, 21 August 2012 10:30 font size decrease font size increase font size 0
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  Three men lost in a forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, I brought ten apples. The king then explained, Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you will be eaten. The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.The second one arrived, and showed the king ten cherry. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth cherry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, Why did you laugh..? You almost got away with it..!The second one replied, I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with coconuts=DEAD WID BLOODCLAAT LAUGHING!!!!
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